LAUGH A LITTLE, AND THE WORLD DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD
   
A LITTLE RAUNCHY, BUT A LITTLE FUNNY TOO, I HOPE
 

An old couple were sitting by the radio, listening to a preacher who said, Now, put one hand on the radio and one hand on what ever ails you, and by the power of God, I will heal you. God heals the sick if they are faithful.

The old woman notices her husband saunter to the radio, put one hand on the radio and one hand on his crotch. The woman said to him, John, what are you doing? He said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!


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A ninety year old man went to see his doctor; Doc, he said, I want you to lower my sexual potency. The doctor, properly shocked, said What?! Lower it?,,,,It's all in your head now. I know, said the man, that's why I want you to lower it!


 
A FEW MORE, OR AT LEAST ONE OR TWO MORE

Q. Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A. 45 lbs.

Q.What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. 3.99 a minute

Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead? A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? A. A twenty foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone!


 
ONE KIND OF XXX-RATED POEM FOR THE ROAD

Seven men with knowledge so fine...
>Created pussy to their design
>First was a butcher, smart as a wit
>Using a knife, he gave it a slit,
>Second was a carpenter strong and bold...
>With a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.
>Third was a tailor, tall and thin...
>By using velvet, he lined it within,
>Fourth was a hunter, short and stout...
>With a piece of fur he lined it without.
>Fifth was a fisherman,nasty as all hell...
>He threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.
>Sixth was a preacher, his name was McGee...
>He touched it, blessed it, and said it could pee,
>Finally came a biker, hairy little runt...
>He sucked it, fucked it, and called it a cunt.
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